Well fuck you too.
For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer
pokemon aint real hows that answer
Hahahahahaha just for that last bit
all my followers need to know who this is
this makes me die a little inside.
missed by millions
aw this picture
I don’t actually know who this is.
But from what I’ve heard, he says ‘Crickey’ a lot.
Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter. He was an Australian wildlife expert and had his own TV shows, he died 7 years ago, while filming a documentary, when a stingray pierced him through the chest. He left behind his wife and children.
And yeah, ‘Crikey’ is his catchphrase. I loved this guy. RIP
HE DIED 7 YEARS AGO?! How old do I feel…
this makes my heart hurt! and holy shit 7 years already?
My childhood hero I loved this guy- and his daughter Bindi is wonderful
I’m gonna fucking cry. I’m not even joking I was a fucking mess for weeks.
captainbritish asked: GRATS ON HITTING YOUR FUNDING GOAL YO
THANK YOU. I HAVE TO WAIT A FEW WEEKS BEFORE ILL HAVE THE CASH AND I CAN GET THINGS MOVING, BUT ONCE I DO… OMG IM SO EXCITED TO START.
LIKE WE HIT THE GOAL 15 DAYS AGO AND I STOPPED RAISING FUNDS, SO ITS BEEN PRETTY BORING, AND ALL IVE BEEN DOING HAS BEEN SITTING AROUND BEING DEPRESSED ABOUT A GIRL, BUt LIKE IM GOING TO BE ALRIGHT, AND I HOPE THAT SHELL BE READY TO BE MY FRIEND SOMEDAY BECAUSE I MISS TALKING TO HER BUT UNDERSTAND WHY SHE NEEDS TO BE AWAY FROM ME. LOOK IM SORRY FOR USING THIS TO TALK TO THIS GIRL, I DOUBT SHE EVEN CHECKS MY BLOG… JUST IN CASE SHE DOES… WHATEVER.
anyway yeah, im super excited to start work on my movie, and i’ll be grateful to everyone that helped out by contributing for the rest of my life. they made a dream of mine come true. and im going to work the hardest ive ever worked my entire life to make sure that this project is the best that it can be.
also, if i can go back to writing to the girl i was writing to…
ive been going insane this past couple of weeks literally talking 2 any girl that will talk back 2 me and drinking Mt Dew Solar Flares, its this new flavor of Mt Dew they have at 7-11, anyway i drink 2 of those a day and i’ve just been stumbling around like a manic depressive basket case popping diet pills and having sexual relations with anyone and everyone that will let me,
like i was dry humping this girl that works at Old Navy a few days ago,
i knew that she worked at Old Navy, and that she liked me, and i stagger into the store and find her and im like “Hey” and she was all “What are you doing here?” and I was like “Buying shit, i don’t know, but I’m glad you’re working. When do you have a break?” she tells me she has a break in like an hour and that we can hang out for a little bit, and I’m like “I’m going to look around this stupid store or whatever.” and I like stumble away, I’m not getting any sleep, and I find myself walking really slow and its like im walking around like an old dracula or some shit.
so i browse around the store, and im super tired, im wearing sunglasses inside. im looking at these lame ass Old Navy clothes, and i accidentally knock over a huge thing of shirts, it was a huge pile. But I was like “Whatever”.
so i leave and hang out at a Best Buy next door and play the x-box set up they have and i can barely operate the controller, and my dick is super hard for some reason, i guess because i was really excited about meeting the Old Navy girl later, i dont know, and I’m trying to play this fucking game at Best Buy and this employee walks up to me, and I thought he was going to ask me if I needed help finding anything, but he was like “Are you ok man?” and I was surprised, because how the hell did he know that I’m fucked up and going through all these issues, and I was like “Yeah, I need a new rechargeable battery pack for my x box controller, could you get one for me?” and he did and I bought it, but like all the employees in the store were like staring at me
anyway i meet up with the girl from Old Navy on her break and talk 2 her and like we’re kisssing, and im just crazy depressed over you and the situation and im not thinking straight and i like ask her “Can I dry hump you?” and the girl is all “What?” and I start crying and shes like “Yeah I guess” and we’re like kissing and im kinda dry humping her, and then i pull away and vomit onto the ground, and i fall over, and this girl is like “OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” and I vomit again, and I’m like “I’m alright I’ve just been taking these diet pills, I don’t know, they help me stay awake. you should go back to work. I’ll be ok.” and then like she pulled out her phone and took a pic of me on the ground cleaning myself off and next to my vomit and i was like “wtf thats messed up.” and i thought to myself, “I miss charlotte.”
This guy…….what the fuck